Tickled Tuesday...

**I am tickled that Joe is getting an Echo-cardiogram today and we should know the results next week.

**I am tickled that we both will be meeting our new primary doctor this afternoon.  Our doctor of 16-17 years has retired and we are anxious to meet her replacement.  I just hope we like her as much as we did our former doctor.  Her nurse, Debbie, told us we will like her.  We like and trust Debbie. Fingers crossed.  I'll let you know how it goes.

**I am tickled that there is only one more week of my post-op restrictions!!  Hooray!

**And now for some silly sign jokes that I received from Joe's brother, Lou.  Oldies but goodies!


SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS: 
We will heel you. 
We will save your sole. 
We will even dye for you. 


A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK: 
Blind man driving. 


Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix." 


In a Podiatrist's office: 
"Time wounds all heels. 


On a Septic Tank Truck: 
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels. 


At an Optometrist's Office: 
"If you don't see what you're looking for, 
You've come to the right place. 


On a Plumber's truck: 
"We repair what your husband fixed. 


On another Plumber's truck: 
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. 


At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: 
"Invite us to your next blowout. 


On an Electrician's truck: 
"Let us remove your shorts. 


In a Non-smoking Area: 
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and 
will take appropriate action. 


On a Maternity Room door: 
"Push. Push. Push. 


At a Car Dealership: 
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment. 


Outside a Muffler Shop: 
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming. 


In a Veterinarian's waiting room: 
"Be back  in 5 minutes . Sit! Stay! 


At the Electric Company: 
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. 
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted. 


In a Restaurant window: 
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up. 


In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 
"Drive carefully. We'll wait. 


At a Propane Filling Station: 
"Thank Heaven for little grills. 


In a Chicago Radiator Shop: 
"Best place in town to take a leak. 


And the best one for last; 
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: 
Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises.

Thanks for your visit!! Peace & hugs!!