Tuesday, May 1, 2018

It's a Tickled Tuesday...

These tickled my funny bone on this Tuesday. 
Hope you get a giggle too!



A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."


Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life?" 
Student: "My father's checkbook!"


I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

And, in honor of flipping the calendar from April to May...



Q: Can February march? 
A: No, but April may.


Happy May everyone! Thanks for peeking in today!  Peace & hugs!
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16 comments:

  1. Victor S E MoubarakMay 1, 2018 at 6:21 AM

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  2. Victor S E MoubarakMay 1, 2018 at 6:22 AM

    We have places with difficult to pronounce names too over here: Leicester (Lester) Edinburgh (Edinbra) Gloucestershire (Glostersheer) OH not there again (The MIL's house).

    God bless.

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  3. BarbaraMay 1, 2018 at 6:45 AM

    Thanks for the early-morning, first-of-the-month laughs!

    May May be a good month for all of us!

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  4. Ramblings of a Retired LadyMay 1, 2018 at 6:51 AM

    Good ones this morning, brought a smile to my face. Cant believe we are already at May. If we blink, it will be Christmas again, so we best enjoy while we can...time is flying by. Hope you have a nice May Day!

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  5. SandiMay 1, 2018 at 7:15 AM

    Buuurrrger Kiiing... LOL :)

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  6. StormmieMay 1, 2018 at 8:15 AM

    LOL
    Have a great day!

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  7. Arlene GMay 1, 2018 at 8:19 AM

    Thanks for a chuckle to start the day!!

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  8. Chatty CroneMay 1, 2018 at 9:46 AM

    Love the ball getting closer and the check here is from the grandparents.

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  9. BunkervilleMay 1, 2018 at 12:26 PM

    Good one!! :)

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  10. StacyMay 1, 2018 at 12:47 PM

    Haaaaapyyyy Mmmaaaayyy! LOL

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  11. ~Lavender Dreamer~May 1, 2018 at 4:00 PM

    I had to read these outloud to my hubby....to share the laughs! lol Hugs!

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    1. ~Lavender Dreamer~May 1, 2018 at 4:01 PM

      He said he would ask June and Julie! Was that supposed to be funny? ROFL!!!

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  12. Mevely317May 1, 2018 at 6:04 PM

    That one about pronunciation hits close to home! No wonder we couldn't find a home we liked in Tallassee; neither of us could agree how it's pronounced. :)

    (When we were still in Arizona I couldn't figure why our r/e agent was sending us pix of properties there! Finally, I looked closer and discovered ours has no 'h'!)

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    1. Terri DMay 1, 2018 at 7:46 PM

      That is funny! Crazy Indian names for towns in the west and south! There are some doozies here in Florida!

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  13. MariMay 1, 2018 at 8:47 PM

    Ha! Those are all good!

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  14. Visits With MaryMay 1, 2018 at 10:03 PM

    Happy May Day! Thanks for the laughs. . . loved the first one!!

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