Tickled Tuesday...

Time to tickle our funny bones with a few silly jokes.


Q: Is Google male or female? 
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a cat!"

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Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? 
A: Envelope.

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A: I have the perfect son. 
B: Does he smoke? 
A: No, he doesn’t. 
B: Does he drink whiskey? 
A: No, he doesn’t. 
B: Does he ever come home late? 
A: No, he doesn’t. 
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? 
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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And Joe and I are both tickled that these two will be here this afternoon!!!  Love this photo from their wedding two years ago.

Thanks for your visit!!  I may be missing here and there over the next 10 days or so. I'll check in when I can!!  Peace & hugs!!

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