Happy Tuesday! Here are some very silly cat jokes as my offering for Tickled Tuesday.....
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he’s in a bad mewd.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.
Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
Hope you got a giggle or two! We have another trip to Publix today and then on to the big day! Are you ready? Thanks for your visit today! Peace & hugs!!
Love them! A giggle first thing in the morning makes for a happy day. Enjoy your day and hope you finish shopping for the big day. Hugs
ReplyDeleteI think I am ready. Round two of Thanksgiving will be in Chatsworth and my mother and sisters are providing the groceries. I will go and help cook on Thursday morning.
ReplyDeleteThese made me smile. :)
ReplyDeleteHave a great day!
{{giggling}}} love those, Terri. My husband is cooking this year, thanks to my predicament, lol. Its just the 3 of us this year.
ReplyDeleteI sure did have a few giggles! Wishing you and Joe a very Happy Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteCute! ... especially the one about making mittens.
ReplyDeleteMy taste buds are sooo ready! I may have to put my scale in the closet for a few days.
Ha! Those are all good, especially for us cat lovers.
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